keaton
the best guy you will ever meet. he has perfect blue eyes. he second guesses himself even tho he’s perfect. usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. he has the best friends ever. and he makes an amazing boyfriend. he’s the best kisserrr ever. anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.
keaton’s girlfriend: can i please have keaton for the night? i want to me with him this time alone
keaton’s friends: no way! we get keaton!
the best freind a guy can ask for hands down. he is usually rather tall and quite slim. if you know him you should feel lucky. you can even wreck his car and he will still love you.
kid 1: dude keaton is my best freind !
kid 2: no way dude, your soo lucky !
a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. a keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. someone that is like a big smart fish. hard to catch but once you do its worth it. a fish thats too far from home =(
kristen: brit what happened yesterday at the lake?
britany: i caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
a usually tall guy who is really good looking. usually hard to get but worth it in the end. usually has a great body
cindy: hey what ever happened with you and keaton?
mandy: we went out for awhile and it was awsome but then he had to go back home 🙁
adj., of or pertaining to that which is considered excellent. derived from the last name of the well known actor michael keaton (multiplicity, batman). see also swayze.
“i had a good time at the party last night, bro.”
“yeah, it was pretty keaton.”
a really tall dude who leads girls on … alot.
maddie: dude, look at him. he is such a keaton
alexis: i know. he does that all of the time.
a really hot guy who is always a gentlemen. a keaton is someone who usually has wavy/curly brown hair and is a crazy good surfer and kissserrrr. someone that is like a big smart fish. hard to catch but once you do its worth it. a fish thats too far from home =(
kristen: brit what happened yesterday at the lake?
britany: i caught a keaton and i could eat that every night
a comment that is very witty and should not be copycatted.
“when i say a keaton, you must not copy it.”
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