kebab hangover


adj. when you eat a large doner kebab the night before and wake up feeling like you have a hangover (even though you didnt drink.

symptoms include:
– dehydration
– nausea
– dizziness
– aching/cramps
– headaches/brain fog

caused by a low-quality greaser kebabs that are laced with a 1:1 fat-salt ratio.
kaylee: shall we get a kebab from top grill tonight?
brandon: have you actually tried a kebab from there while you were sober? i had one the other night and i had a kebab hangover the next morning.

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