kebabulance
a kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when p-ssed, wasted or otherwise intoxicated. this casually vomit adorned kebab van will sell you the most astonishingly flavoured lamb of your life and set you up well for a glorious hangover and bashmouth.
f-ck me i’m p-ssed! find me a kebabulance before i die!
or
i need a kebabulance before i need an ambulance.
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