Keebler Milf
a hot mom who bakes
dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a keebler milf
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- keep in the dark
to intentionally withhold information from someone. either to avoid confrontation or to gain from the other’s lack of information. from the comparison to mushrooms, “i’m like a mushroom, then keep me in the dark and feed me bullsh-t.” when it comes to keeping something secret, the plan should be to keep in the dark.
- keeps the change
the action of swallowing a man’s ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the “change slipper”. when she moaned as she ate my pre-c-m i was convinced that she would keep the change! the act of swallowing a man’s c-m i shot my load in her mouth and found out she keeps the change.
- Kill Circle
the act of multiple nut-shots stemming from one nut-shot while in a closed vacinity. guy 1: hit’s guy 2: guy 2 hits guy3. it’s like a chain reaction of nut-shots until everyone is holding their privates and on the ground. kid who walks in: woah! looks like a kill circle went down in here.
- Ppwep
post pregnancy weight explosion potential derrik: “that girl is very doable” greg: “yeah, but she has a lot of ppwep”
- Pregophile
someone who actively seeks out pregnant women to date, have s-x with and then dump after they have a child. chris: where are you going? ryan: i’m going to motherhood maternity at the mall to pickup chicks. chris: that’s just wrong, you pregophile.