Keeling


1. one who could be concidered god’s gift to women
2. one has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. one who has the strength of ten men
1 girl: he’s no keeling, but he’s a nice guy
girl: yeah look on the bright side he could be an aune

2. guy: if only i had the keeling charm, then i would have all the ladeez

3. guy1: how the f-ck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
guy2: where’s keeling when you need him?
an amazing guy with a huge p-n-s. he is really funny and sweet
i want a keeling.
1. the act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads -n-s.
2. the sp-ce located between floor and ceiling; mid point is called a “keeling;” ample perfume sipping location.
1. “ben, i will pay you 50$ to keeling with me for an hour.”

2. “hey, this is a sp-cious spot to keeling… don’t tell your dad…”
a really stupid kid
you’re a keeling.

Read Also:

  • keepinitrealism

    a life-style philosophy that strictly follows the concept of keepin it real twenty-four-seven. warning: dont subscribe to this policy if you like b-tt-sniffing. “you are too uptight, you need to start practicing keepinitrealism.”

  • Rectal Detatchment

    when some poor b-st-rd has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go….. the bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the -rs- is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body… can also apply to the result of too much b-m love…. -helen […]

  • rected

    when the process of recting has ended.the runt could then be described as to be in a rected condition.a runt is rected in order to be raised “iv just rected the fattest runt ever,when i was recting it i tranced out and put all my runtache in it”

  • Keiss

    a small friendly and beautiful village in scotland with many views and beautiful scenery its a great place to visit or live in and the people who live there are very nice. i am going to live in keiss.

  • Kentucky Windage

    kentucky windage is the practice of applying a horizontal adjustment of the point of aim for wind (windage) without the use of any physical or mechanical adjustments on the weapon. the sharpshooter eyeballed the target and applied kentucky windage. when shooting a rifle, the adjusted point of aim when compensating for wind. the rifleman made […]


Disclaimer: Keeling definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.