Keeping it Ripe


a state of being largely known but seldom understood.

symptoms include: smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological bad-ssery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in ‘nam, rediculous theories, acid …flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.

if you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, keep it f-ckin’ ripe
“keep it ripe, bro.”
“how ya been? keeping it ripe?”
“d-mn, dude, that’s keeping it ripe at its best!”

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