Keester
another word for the -sshole.
after giving a fabulous hummer, sheila prefers to finish the evening with a c-ck in her keester!
4 more definitions
smuggling drugs in your b-m…the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings
to insert an object or animal into one’s -n-l cavity
richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck
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a christian that only goes to church on christmas and easter
we have to get to church early on christmas to get seats or all the keesters will get them.
-n-s pie chode with a p–p angus
the keester was very very smelly
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