Keewatin Handshake
a handjob performed with the non-dominant hand. also referred to as a “norman non-dom”, this is a traditional s-x move performed by the inhabitants of keewatin, ontario, canada. this is considered the lowest form of s-xual commitment between a couple, and is often motivated by feelings of pity rather than romance or love.
i was at the rippers the other night and saw a greasy stripper giving some fat dude the old keewatin handshake in the back. f-ckin’ typical.
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