keezer
keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great santa claus. he is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. he has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you’re swimming in it. he personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.
keezer: cows can’t use phones or type.
marisa: i’m a cow with marketing skills.
^see? feel the love.
a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half 🙂
d-mn i want a cigarette, where is the big mack daddy keezer when you need him?
a large man with a beard that he rarely trims. he wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.
he also enjoys partying very much.
“yo you were at that party with keezer? h-ll yeah son that n-gg-s my homie!”
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