Keezy


a kilogram (kg), usually of drug, more specifically cocaine.
i’m pushin’ cane by the keezy
a person who is p-ssy whipped, instead of going out with friends and doing things he has planned to do for days he submits to his girlfriend of 2 weeks and answers her every beck and call. anyone caught doing this so early in the relationship is known as a keezy.
me: hey dude, we are going out to eat on sunday night, you in?
him: yea i’ll be there bro!

sunday night:
me: dude, are you goin up there?
him: no i decided to spend the day at #####’s grandmas house and clean the sand out of my v-g-n-. sorry dude.
me: dude, you’re such a keezy
huge sl-t, usually seen sucking d-cks. she likes to get pounded from behind.
wow anna, your a f-cking keezy.

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