keffing


-british- (participle), verb: to kef
a rather hard slap to the back of the neck.

note: does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.
dude 1: holy f-ck, justin bieber!
dude 2: you deserve a mighty good keffing.
a new word on the streets meaning masturbation over ones own faeces to intoxication…
boca was keffing over his mother.

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