Keg Command


the process of commandeering the operation of a keg at a given party. this optimizes the potential to have a steady source of beer. keg command also enables the said commander to hit on selected girls, by giving them preferential beer service over the crowd of thirsty party- goers.
guy 1: hey dude how did you get so drunk last night?
guy 2: i established keg command early in the night, that’s the only way to get drunk at these things

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