Keg Duty
n. the binding and obligatory job of the party goer in charge of the keg procurement, transportation and functionality. the party hinges on the effectiveness and completion of said job.
partygoer #1: who’s on keg duty tonight, it’s getting pretty late…
partygoer #2: i think jim is on keg duty… yeah he should be here by now; if he doesn’t arrive soon this party is gonna die…
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