Keg of smeg
derived from the latin phrase: “kegma sm-gm-“.
a vile, cheddary flavoured pint scr-ped from a keg of beer that has been left to ferment to the point that it taste like a tramp’s thong.
considered a delicacy in papau new guinea.
“oi, bartender, your house ale tastes like c-ck rot. did you dip your d-ck in that keg?”
keg of smeg, barrel of brimula, pint of p-n-s, cup of c-ck, etc.
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