keg race


you have two kegs and two teams with an equal amount of members. tap the kegs, and then whoever finishes their whole keg first wins.
yes! did you hear sean’s having a keg race this weekend?!
the most f-cking bad -ss compet-tion on campus…. you get a group of 15 and f-cking chug down a keg as fast as you can you puke ur brains out and then continue… “puke and rally!” and if your lucky enough you win… usually in about 30-40 minutes… you get some d-mn respect fo shoe…
usually a twenty minute puke rule and only in your own trash can
b:dude did you go to keg races?
g:f-ck yea and i puked my brains out…
b:yea but who won
g:the sigma epsilon girls of course!

Read Also:

  • Keep the blue side up!

    salutation; refers to the artificial horizon indicator on an aircraft instrument panel. blue represents sky and black represents the ground. if the black side is up, this will not end well. similar to truckers’ salutation of “keep it between the paint” and satirical theatrical salutation of “break a leg.” said to a spouce: “see ya […]

  • Doorjamb

    a door jamb is the vertical portion of the frame onto which a door is secured. most types of door fasteners and deadbolts extend into a recess in the door jamb when engaged, making the strength of the door jambs vitally important to the overall security of the door. in closets, it is possible to […]

  • Dooph

    the expulsion of air out of ones p-n-s. ( aka d-ck fart) the result of having an erection for too long or from chronic m-st-rb-t–n. usually results with a broken weirner. i just doophed and my w-ng blew up!

  • dotkas

    short for drop off the kids at school, meaning you have to use the bathroom to go #2. i’ll be at the meeting soon, but i first have to go to take care of dotkas.

  • Double Banking

    when a person in a pub is in possession of two pints at the same time, one in each hand, he is said to be double banking. this stems from the nautical term of the same name involving two men on one oar. look how slowly steve’s drinking, another round and he’ll be double banking.


Disclaimer: keg race definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.