keg

one of the four greatest things invented for college students.

see also: partying, women, beer, pregaming on football sat-rday
student 1: whats going down tonight?
student 2: well i just got my fake & there are some honeys next door. let’s grab a keg & make a kick-ss party.
a small cask or barrel with a capacity of about 30 gallons (114 liters).
such a container and its contents.
a unit of weight used for nails, equal to 100 pounds (45.5 kilograms).
man, that keg we downed last night was a b-tch!
pants (uk) or shorts (us).
uurghh.. your kegs are well skiddy!
when a thick layer of fat covers your six pack abs.
this ain’t no six pack, it’s one big keg.
kegs (uk)

1. two or more beer bellies, (6 pack referes to toned)

2. two or more beer barrels.

3. one pair of underwear.
1. those belly kegs make you look like your going to fall face first you fat b-st-rds.

2. those beer kegs look heavy.

3. those kegs look heavy, have you sh-t them?
the next step up from six-pack abs, plus no work out required, just sit on your -ss and eat
dude, i got a six-pack, oh yeah! well i got a twelve-pack! hey guys, stop, i win because i got a keg!
to pull down/remove one’s underwear, revealing all genetalia to all onlookers. very popular in changing rooms.
ffs, would not be such a queer and attempt to keg me to look at my giant c-ck. your mum does that for me.

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