kegalcise
the act of exercising the v-g-n- (kegal) muscles.
you can kegalcise at any time; unlike exercising you do not even need to wear your tennis shoes.
yesterday i kegalcised my entire way to cl-ss and i didn’t even get tired.
clara likes kegalcising whenever she speaks to her mom on the phone.
mary likes to p-ss her time at church by kegalcising to the beats of the hymns.
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