Kegel


the name of a pelvic floor muscle and exercise, named after dr. kegel who discovered the exercise. these muscles are attached to the pelvic bone and act like a hammock, holding in your pelvic organs. a common function of these muscles is stopping and starting the flow of urine.

in men, the benefits of kegel exercises include increased ejaculatory control. in women, a strong kegel muscle can aid in efficient child birth and gives the v-g-n- a better “grip”.
amy can make me c-m just by working her kegel muscle while i’m inside her.
s-x exercises that help a guy control his -rg-sms better
he practiced his kegels so he could go longer without c-mming
the act of pleaing any gender by using this form while having s-xual intercourse.
i practiced my kegels so i can pleasure my boyfriend more.
the exercise where you tense a specific part between scr-t-m and -n-s called you pc muscle.
when you ‘pull’ a kegel it makes you smile if u do it right… and if you practice them you can have multiple -rg-sms.
teacher: hey jonathan what’s wrong?
jonathan: my dads just died and my mother has been jaxi-rushed by a bear.
teacher: anything i can do?
jonathan: could you please just leave me alone…
teacher: well you know what i do to make myself smile in times of distress… when i’m feeling down ‘pull’ a kegel!
jonathan: :d man that feels good…
verb (to kegel, kegelled, kegelling)
to place one’s v-g-n- atop another’s head and flex the v-g-n-l muscles.
the female version of a tea-bag.
thom: and then i woke up to nicole kegeling my head.
syd: yeah, she kegelled like 12 people that night.
a cute and contagious laugh that can be heard from small and long distances.
my friend walking behind us at the game was kegeling so loud i didn’t have to see her to know where she was.
an alternate term for bowling- according to the noted linguistic expert, fred flintstone.
hey barn, care to go kegeling?

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