kegelkunt
a p-ssy so strong, it can lift more than 3 pounds (21% of a stone for you british tadgers). a kegel so strong, she cracks her back while doing it, with you inside. you find her, you marry her! right now!
inspired by this thread: ( web : textsfromlastnight /text-replies-47126.html). i place that site on the tiny, tiny pile that we aren’t doomed as a species. this is not an ad! i just want to give props where props are due! just funny!
i have found the mythical kegelkunt. she milked my shaft with her sn-tch like a a woman that can suck start a harley, but with her p-ssy. it was like getting a great bl-wj-b and f-cked stupid, at the same time! this is the stuff of legend boys! the mythical keglekunt exists! and she’s all mine! ;^)
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