kegnant
when a girl looks like she’s pregnant but it’s really just a beer gut.
“man, i just noticed that shannon has filled out quite a bit this year, i bet she got knocked up.”
“nah dude, she drinks quite a bit, she’s probably just kegnant.”
when your beeriod is late, your said to be kegnant
guy 1: man, i’ve missed my beeriod
guy 2: sh-t man, your kegnant
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