kegplank


a party foul where the people attempting to hold your back half up for a kegstand aren’t a strong enough unit to do so, and you end up parallel to the ground, sucking beer out of a hose like a real alcoholic.
i went to a sorority and the sisters were all doing kegplanks. they must be skipping arm days to do more squats.

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