Search

pr:, “key-sh-ll”, “ka-sh-ll”, “k’sh-ll”. common mispr-nunciations include “ker-sh-ll”, “ker-ch-ll”, “ka-ch-ll-ee”.

often misunderstood as “mich-lle” or “rach-lle” whereby the speaker must constantly restate the following: “no, it’s keich-lle – it’s like mich-lle, but with a “k”!!!!”..

the term “keich-lle” is not to be confused with the similar “keich-lle the locktician.” keich-lles can usually groom dogs, but cannot braid, weave, or relax human hair. please do not call and ask her to. while there are over 13 known keich-lles in world, there are only a few who are true to the original keich-lle nature. the first keich-lle known to the united states became established in early 1981.

the following are definitions of, but do not solely define, the term “keich-lle”.

1. an american girl who is h-lla-uber awesome.

2. one who has two genetically different sets of dna due to unusual fraternal twin development, but has not been genetically engineered or altered.

3. one who watches the watchers.

4. the mother to a child prodigy.

5. one who grooms dogs with style and pizazz, and really needs to go on that grooming show one day.

6. one who has equally difficult-to-pr-nounce middle and last names.

7. one who, when experiencing extreme boredom, goes to unusual lengths to ease the symptoms of being bored.
1. one might state to another person “she’s h-lla-uber awesome!” where as the one spoken to would reply: “well duh, she is keich-lle!”

2. in an unusual circ-mstance one might say: “where did the other twin go?….. um….. keich-lle?!??”

3. those who often are caught conspiring exclaim: “d-mn it keich-lle! you ruined everything!”

4. a small extremely clever and manipulative child will often cry, “mommy? moooommy? ma- ma?” where as the father of the child will exclaim: “keich-lle, your son is calling you!”

5. a pet owner can often be found saying “oh dear, fluffy smells like rotton turnips again and is all scraggly looking. time to call keich-lle!”

6. people with equally or more difficult to pr-nounce middle names commonly have hyphenation, accent marks, or german/romanian origins present in each name.

7. people in a random grooming salon may come in one day to find tiny plastic green army men set up and ready to attack customers in an imaginary war. one groomer may say to the other: “uh- what is this???” where by the other groomers will reply, “oh that was just keich-lle again. there were no dogs last night from 4:30 pm to 9pm.”