Keighley

the most revolting, culturally barren sh-t hole in the world. a small town over run by f-ckless chavs and heroin dealers. shops rarely sell anything other than white lightning and fake sportswear. illiterate population who cannot pr-nounce keighley, chosing instead to call it keeflay. also a hotbed of leprosy. apparently.
“job? what do you mean? i’m from keeflay”
keighley, a small town located in west yorkshire.
keighley is over run with pakis and indians along with their countless take-aways.
a town full of action. usually a stabbing murder or -rs-n once a week. pretty sh-t town but least theres always gossip. chavs, takeaways, and when somewheres on fire you get your marshmellows out. people go mental in this town and end up locked up.

if your wanting action – keeeflii’s the way. always sumat new happenin here. cept well the fact there negative things. but hey every towns got its f-ck ups.

and everyone knows everything were just nosey b-st-rds.
we no longer have a pound strecher – would have been great for bonfire night. keighley for ya.
a town with a bad reputation according to this very site!

its a nice town with some chavs but h-ll which town doesn’t have them?

we’re visited by thousands of tourists who head to haworth (which is part of keighley) and we have many tourist attractions in the town!

i’m not gonna say its the best town ever but its better than the people who write on hear think!
keighley is a town in west yorkshire