keister bunny
noun, the guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his -ss for safe storage.
“i don’t remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but i’ll probably never get it back now”
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prison guy1: “i made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush”
prison guy2: “where is it?”
prison guy1: “i gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5”
one who smuggles drugs up the -ss into a prison.
the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.
urban legend: an imaginary ent-ty/being not unlike santa claus or the tooth fairy who visits f-ggots when they’re sleeping, takes their -ss cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.
a. “look at that f-cking fruitloop.”
b. “what…he’s g-y?”
a. “if that guy didn’t get a visit from the keister bunny, then i don’t know who did…”
(noun); a fict-tious and raunchy character that appears during easter and is known for perverse behavior and grabbing -ss.
“it appears that you have been goosed by the keister bunny, bill..”
the hypothetical hare that is up one’s b-tt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, now.
“he wants all the promos in the correct locations.” but it’ll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. it sounds like someone has a keister bunny.
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