Keith Urban Sprawl
when a bunch of fun boys start moving out of big cities and into the suburbs. a large amount of them have the look of keith urban. they have some kind of fancy haircut and they’re always overdressed. they like riding bikes, gardening and riding each other. if they aren’t gay, they’re into tall pasty white irish women with red hair and no t-ts.
rick: “i saw two men b-ttf-cking near the community church the other day. i ain’t ever seen anything like that in this small town.”
stevie: “i know man, it’s that g-d d-mn keith urban sprawl.”
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