kelbert
farting into a v-g-n-
give me a good old kelberting me old tosspot
farting into a v-g-n-. -ss to v-g-n-.
my boyfriend kelberted me last night.
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the act of a man urinating on a woman’s v-g-n-. woman: “hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?” man: “i was thinking i could do a little mudflap hosing.”
- panoramic orgasm
a view so picturesque it will steal your breath away, multiple times. sarah watched and waited until the panoramic -rg-sm was over.
- inverted banjo
when one s-xual partner rubs their prolapsed r-ct-m against their partners -n-s. grandpa loved to tell me about the last time he gave grandma the inverted banjo before she p-ssed away.
- slam fam
the word is generated from the south. when a child is s-xually traumatized into doing s-xual favors for their family members johnny was forced into a slam fam by his mother to create a uncson.
- tortilla time bomb
the phenomenon that happens in young hispanic women that have big t-ts and -sses that get older and gain a great amount of weight. she was a dime piece until the tortilla time bomb went off…boom