Keldan


sucking a dudes d-ck while doing a handstand in a pit of garbage
hey i heard she gives a mad good keldan

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  • Pooparie

    the combined scents of air freshner and anything that has been mustered up in the bathroom, which leaves a lingering, “intoxicating” scent. i nearly choked to death on that p–parie when those three “lunchtime regulars” stepped out. pheeeeeww!

  • Poopishadoopi

    the general word you use when something isn’t going right, or if you make a mistake. p–pishadoopi!

  • Shiyt

    just the word “sh-t”, spelt how it sounds… perhaps when said with a little att-tude “oh shiyt!” colton: “man sophia talks a lot of shiyt” sophia: “whatever” colton: “you know you do!” sophia: “bull shiyt!”

  • coon puff

    def 1: another name for gingersnap cookies while playing the board game monopoly. not to be confused with a n-gg-‘s cheese puffs. “daaammmmnnnn, those c–n puffs were off the wi-zall!!!” “that guy is such a c–n puff”

  • Shiz-bazzal

    something awesome, very cool. “that’s the shiz-bazzal!”


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