Kellam


when you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.
“holy cr-p dude you just kellam’d that chair so hard my feet rumbled!”
“man i just laid a huge kellam! my -ss is on fire now haha!”

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