keller texas
a bunch of good ole boys raising h-ll and f-cking b-tches. a city near fort worth that is high cl-ss mostly white. this city is known for having the hottest girls and the sh-ttiest football team. but the kids from keller go harder then any other town. whiskey pours and beer chases. great place to call home.
“hey what are you doing after the game?”
“getting drunk as sh-t it’s keller texas”
a city and a school district that is so sh-t-stupid, that they spend money that they don’t have. also known as the “poor as h-ll” city of north texas.
mayor – so what should we spend our 2 million dollar budget on?
superintendent – how about a 4 million dollar football stadium, and a 10% raise on my salary so that i can get payed more to sit on my -ss for 365 days?
mayor – sounds like a wonderful way to benefit keller texas!
(seriously, they did that…)
a sh-thole of a town located in the 817 metroplex of dfw north texas. not too far from denton and dallas, it is often referred to as the “k-hole” for it’s striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.
“welcome to keller texas!”
“i can’t wait to leave k-hole!!”
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