Kellers Disease


it is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named kelly.

your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. rare, but it happens.
one such prominent word is ‘acoal’ in kellers language. the english translation of ‘acoal’ is ‘alcohol’.

you may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in all caps.
“eh brozz, what youz been doing!?!?!?! drinking some acoal?” – somebody with kellers disease

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