kelli elliss
kelli elliss’s are extremely beautiful and hard to come by. if you are lucky enough to meet one she’ll probably be reading a book or napping. they listen to cool music and watch funny tv shows but dont p-ss her off because she’ll flog you in a fight. she’s a trend setter, everyone wants to be her because of how old and tall she is. it is impossible not to love everything about her.
girl: d-mn did you see how fine kelli elliss was looking today
boy: oh my god yeah, i’m so jealous of levi
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