kelli lewis
a “kelli lewis” is quote me on this, a short, sweet, s-xy, and perverted girl. she likes food too much. she i absolutely gorgeous. she’s shy around certain people. she hates the way she looks and everything about herself. she loves her boyfriend. people don’t know why she thinks she not as pretty as she actually is. she has beautiful eyes and hair. has an amazing smile. she’s not afraid to kick you in the b-lls if you mess with her. everyone the hates her envy’s her and the rest just love her because of her personality and looks(:
person 1: g-d, that girl’s so pretty.
person 2: who?
person 1: that girls – points –
person 2: oh, that’s a kelli lewis
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