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  an extraordinarily unwise decision, having immediate and profound detrimental effects on one’s own finances, health, and general well-being. quite often a person committing a kirk move will find themselves homeless, addicted to a wide variety of intoxicants, and suffering from one or more advanced venereal infections. you spent all your rent money at the strip […]

• frabulator valve

  that part of the exhaust manifold system, on older vehicles, known as the heat riser and necessary to aid in fuel evaporation and make the transition from cold to hot idle engine operation efficiently. the first cold day i cranked the old buggy over it was obvious the frabulator valve was rusted and frozen up […]

• Friendshift

  a word that sociologist jan yager invented to explain how friendships change throughout life. one of my best friends recently divorced. strange, but i always knew him as a couple. now, we don’t see each other as much. hope he’s not too affected by the friendshift.

• frogan

  this word generally applies to a grogan laid in snow or icy weater, upon where it freezes, resulting in the aptly named “frogan”. my grogan became a frogan before it hit the bowl as someone left the igloo door open.

• frogmangler

  a person who delights in the torture of small helpless animals. most commonly a young male trait. many times the condition is outgrown with the coming of adolescence when the young man’s strange behavior becomes the topic of pretty little girls. sally “did you see all the dead animal carc-sses in billy’s back yard?” susie […]

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