Kelly Blast
when a guy meets another guy on craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the h-m-s-xuality he was born with.
yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.
jbtv: why?
yellow: i did a quick fast kelly blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to drake.
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