kelly cow
a female who does one or more of the following:
1) a person who will wake you up at 2 am to the sound of them breathing heavy and smacking their lips while eating oatmeal.
2) a racist girls who thinks its ok to joke ‘..my dad said if i want to visit korea, i should just lock some trash in a bathroom and open it up in a few days’.
3) sings mariah carey’s touch my body in her bra while rubbing lotion on herself and eating peanut b-tter in the mirror. in all her fat roll glory.
4) is fat and not cute.
when he called me a kelly cow, i just knew i had to hit the gym and stop eating them donuts.
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