Kelly D Johnson


biggest justin bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty kelly! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
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