Kelly Holmes
a person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.
derives from the athlete kelly holmes, a british olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character lauren from the catherine tate show.
gym instructor: you’re going very slowly on that treadmill.
lauren: what do you know, are you kelly holmes?
gym instructor: no, but…
lauren: are you kelly holmes?
gym instructor: i’m only trying to hel…
lauren: are you kelly holmes?
gym instructor: just let me show…
lauren: are you kelly holmes?
etc
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