Kelly Ripa
verb; to intentionally mislead someone for humourous purposes
“you totally kelly ripa’d me!”
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the lady on the regis and kelly show on nbc weekdays at 9am. her most common phrase to use is “mmmmmmmmmmm” she answers “mmmmmmmm” to any and every comment made by regis. another favorite phrase of hers is “that’s funny, or “you know, that’s funny”
regis “i went to the state fair over the weekend”
kelly ripa “mmmmmmmmmmmm”
regis “yes, and my favorite part of the state fairs is……(whatever his favorite is)
kelly: “mmmmmmmmmmm” you know, that’s funny, because i like that too-wull”
(her way of saying the word too)
kelly ripa is the act of being unfunny.
kelly ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show regis and kelly which is a morning show. she constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. she is also synonymous with saying how cr-ppy of a parent she really is to her kids.
to pull a kelly ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
the act of removing an adhesive bandage from the p-n-s or scr-t-m placed over a laceration which occurred while tr-mm-ng or shaving off pubic hair.
“what the h-ll is up with jake? why is he walking so slowly?”
“poor jake! his b.f. won’t let him pop ‘n flop unless he has a shorn n-ts-ck. but he almost cut off his man-berries last night with a razor!”
“d-mn!”
“oh dude! just wait! the worst is yet to come! tonight he has to deal with a nasty kelly ripa!!”
“holy f-ck!! better him than me!!”
a variant of owned, used when you’ve omgswerve’d someone and made them look the fool.
used like “owned”, because we’d all like to be owned by ripa while she spanked us with a paddle, while dressed like a schoolgirl, and made us lick her legs like a s-xy lollipop.
“hey wt, i appreciate you showing pics of your w-ng and new prince albert.”,”o rly?”,”no, you just got kelly ripa’d!!!!”
a b-mp lady. also a daytime tv personality.
don’t say b-mp around kelly ripa unless you have some. she should grease her girls’ wheels and get connected with a clever black accountant, fo shizzle.
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