Kelowna


(ke’low’na) also known as k-town

kelowna is a growing city resting on the edge of the okanagan lake.

party mecca for canadian teens. but has a big problem with: wiggers, natives, and crystle meth.
zach: hey chad lets go get our drink on and our f-ck on.
chad: yeah zach i’m thinking we hit up kelowna.
zach: kelowna it is! as long as we don’t lost in rutland again and get stuck smoking crystle meth.
also known as k-town to the locals

a growing city on the edge of okanagan lake. origally was home to the popular “floating bridge”. it has been replaced.

population expands in the summer making this place the best for loud, wild parties. everyone here is proud to represent being home to canada’s “bc bud”.

some of the most intense wake boarding you will ever see in your life happens right here. although there is a problem with large amounts of elderly people that cannot operate vehicles properly, this place pretty much kicks bc -ss!
joe: hey! i’m heading down to kelowna for “wakefest” this summer, you showing up?

kyle: heck yes! that is the most intense part of the summer!

joe: i’ll see you there and we will smoke some weed and party!

kyle: totally!

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