a state of illness occurring after prolonged lack of contact with a beautiful being. symptoms include fever, headaches, depression, loneliness, and the need to listen to “light up light up” on repeat.
the doctor diagnosed mclovin with kelsea-fever after he left for work.
the fear of sucking a mildly average p-n-s . or any p-n-s. after i put a ring on it, my girl became a complete f-cking blowmaphobe.
a f-cking loser speedrunner, that has 800 sh-tty world records, and is a meme in the speedrunning community. no one likes him, and should be banned from any community he joins because he’s a f-cking joke. don’t become a racingmonster, because he’s the reason why no one takes us seriously anymore.
- p*ssy anxiety
when you’re going waiting to have s-x on a special occasion, only to start your period right before the event. girl: honey i’m sorry, we can’t have s-x tonight. girlfriend: but i just got the promotion, why? girl: p-ssy anxiety, i just started my period
- christan slater
a hot mother f-cker who is also an actor d-mn christan slater is a good actor
any act of f-ll-t– done by or to one or more hobos “steve, where did you lose your ostomy bag?” “i’ve been prost-tuting the hole off, i misplaced the d-mn bag again.” “what am i supposed to put down for reason for visit, hobollatio?”