Kelsey Long


the world’s most beautiful woman. she hates when people call her beautiful, even though she truly is. she is the reason some people wake up in the morning. she completes some people’s lives. she is also a hipster in training (she will rule the hipster world one day.) an all around great person!
“i saw kelsey long today.”
“d-mn, i wish i could see her everyday!”

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