a kelsie jo is a beautiful, smart, funny girl who always puts a smile on your face when you see her. she will make you feel like a million bucks just from hearing her dorky but cute laugh. she has the most amazing body, her -ss is perfect. she can be hard to deal with sometimes because she is stubborn, but you learn to love that about her. a kelsie jo is hard to come by. so if you find one, dont let her go. no matter what other people think.
wow, you found a kelsie jo, you lucky m-f-!!
a word used to describe a person with either the name of ken, or kevin. this word is typically used when a person is confused on who to address. instead of saying the wrong name the term \”kenvin\” comes into play. \”hey ken…vin! wait, i forgot. is your name ken, or kevin?\”
- kermits neck
when wiping ones -rs- your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your r-ct-m! my -rs- is sore from a week of kermits necks
- pokey b*m strum
the female version of ‘pokey b-m w-nk’. to poke one’s self in the bottom to increase pleasure, whilst masturbating. think i’ll just stay in tonight and have a pokey b-m strum.
- snake and the rhythm hunters
established in late 2009, snake and the rhythm hunters is a well known musical group from illinois. their groovy and mellow sounds can really spice up any evening. cl-ssics include irish whiskey song and watch out, however there is always more to antic-p-te from snake. mike: hey, have you heard of snake and the rhythm […]
what you would say when something “ironic” happens. it is a mocking sound like if an old lady is walking through the price club parking lot with a cart full of depends. you point at her and say “heough” in place of laughing at someone when they f-ck up. ‘heough you were so drunk at […]