keltmit
an evil brother of kermit the frog. belongs to a satanic cult. his name was originally kermit ii, but he changed it when he turned evil, joined the cult, took the “lt” from “cult”, added it to the name kermit and became keltmit.
keltmit also represents the word “kelmit” meaning “shysters” in finnish.
some people think keltmit is the other frog in the “me @ me” meme.
i can’t believe his cousin became such a keltmit.
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