Kelvin status


when you have been deleted and blocked from contacting someone on facebook~twitter~mysp-ce and all other social networking sites, when your text messages are blocked, your calls are not answered or returned, you have been deleted from their contacts, their job screens all your phone calls and every time you call they are “unavailable”, and/or there is a restraining order out against you.
therese-“are you still seeing that guy that you met last week at the club?”

maria-“h-ll to the naw gurl; and he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. it is a hot mess!!! i finally had to put his a– on kelvin status.”

therese-“ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on kelvin status!!!”

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