kelvinmak


when you dont give a d-mn about anything and you say all this cr-p that offends people but is pretty funny to other people and sometimes funny to the people that get laughed at. says random things out of nowhere and interrupts conversations to say random funny things.
panda: so like i was like going like to this like–
kelvin: like like like like wanna suck my d-ck already?
chris/cameron/kevin/other tennis ppl: hahahaha
panda: wow screw you d-ckface
kelvin: let’s just have s-x now.
panda: k, imma make a kelvinmak urban dictionary.
kelvin: can i just slice my b-lls off?
panda: k ill slice it off before i leave -slice-.

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