Kemp

an occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. derived from the middle english word ‘kempe,’ which came from old english ‘cempa,’ meaning ‘warrior’ or ‘champion.’

that kemp is the baddest mother f-cker i’ve ever seen in my life!
kem-ps
n.

a card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. if the signal is seeing and the partner calls “kemps!” the team wins. however, if a player of the opposing team see’s the signal and calls “kemps!” the player signaling loses. for more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. if a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the kemps is out.
jon, you want to go play kemps with ben and agnes?

kemps! we win! good signal jon.
to power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers’ hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. also sometimes done because f-ck you that’s why.
“if jaime knocks one more beer out of my hand, i’m going to kemp the sh-t out of him.”

“if riley doesn’t stop talking about how great the liberal party is, i’m absolutely kemping his -ss.”
a customized automobile, usually full bodied, not a hotrod. sometimes misspelled as “kimp”, these cars are also called lead sleds due to the amount of lead filler used in the customizing process.
groovy kemp, dad, can i get a ride ?
when you p-ss in a girls -ss and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards
johnny: dude, i heard leon gave jenny a kemp the other day!
george: that’s f-cking nasty, dude!
kemp is a state of mind where nothing other that fornication wth any living soul matters. this included both s-x’s; male and female. past studies show that most contact made while “kemp” att-tudes are in place tend to be with the opposite s-x or small farm animals.
“look at that bloke he’s kemping a chicken”

“look i’m just not interested, i’m not kemp, i’m not gay”
a coagulation or buildup of v-g-n-l fluid that turns into a damp gelatinous state during intercourse and collects on the base of a man’s p-n-s and b-lls.
i was f-cking becky so long i had a significant amount of kemp on my nuts after we were done.

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