kempfered


when you make an exceptionally smart purchase on a used go kart off of craigslist from a guy in elgin and you attach a jerry-rigged zamboni so you can manicure better ice for the regulars.
guy 1: you wanna come up to the woods this year for a quality odr
guy 2: no, your ice is always horsesh-t
guy 1: no this year i kempfered it
guy2: sick. pencil me in

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