kempingtons
the name given to an absolute led, who never refuses any amount of alcohol no matter how large or small. kempingtons are always on the “hunt” for gash and stop at nothing to kill their prey. obsessed by rugby, kempingtons are constantly worried about their s-xuality but refute this “h-m-s-xual” rumour by the large amount of gesh they gain.
…such a kempingtons
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