pee on your nuts


a figurative term meaning to have a small p-n-s. usually used as an insult.
tough guy #1: “i can bench press 275. what’s up now?”
tough guy #2: “whatever man, i can clean 200!”
tough guy #1: “well i can do 20 pullups!”
normal guy: “all right guys, quit arguing about whose d-ck is smaller. at the end of the day, you both still pee on your nuts.”

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