when the media turns you into an internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you’re a flawed human being – just like everybody else.
you might want to reconsider making that youtube video. if it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting ken boned.
- orange nipple
the part of some oranges where one part extends out like a nipple jimmy: hey dude this orange has an orange nipple brad: your mom has a orange nipple! jimmy: …
- golden cave
when a man is having s-x and think he is about to -j-c-l-t-, but actually urinates inside his partner holy sh-t, i was having s-x with peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!
- gateway nudes
little exposure of the body, slowly extending to alot of exposure to the human body eventually reaching to an ultimate nude photo. guy: got pics? – nudes – girl: -sends tummy & cleavage- guy: so we’re sending gateway nudes? sure! -sends shirtless picture-
- thot cleats
white converses she’s wearing her thot cleats today!
- birthday spice
double it up!!!! can my alcoholic beverage have birthday spice please?